Ndiyithande kakhulu ndingathanda ukuyizama nomnye umntu.
♪ Ndinqwenela ukuba umntu wam angandifunxa ngolo hlobo kwaye angandihluphi ubuchopho ♪
Onjani umfoti onesiphithiphithi, i-paparazzi ekhohlakeleyo. Yangena nge balcony yaphantse yafaka ilens kwimpundu yentshontsho. Kwaye ulele apho ecinga, "Kutheni umyeni wam engathethi? Mhlawumbi yi-prank. Kwaye umyeni ucinga into efanayo ngaye, kwaye uqala ukuphosa eesileni ngakumbi! Kwaye yile ndlela bafumana ngayo isibini kwi-roll. Shit, kufuneka sivale iikhethini!
La mahule ukuba ayayidinga azakumunca umfana wokuqala ambonayo. Incasa yesidoda isebenza njenge-aphrodisiac kubo. Kwaye lo mfo uthozamile, ngoko ke ukubethelwa kwezi bitshi akukwazanga ukumelana. Xa ezi cuties zimbini zibiza imoto kwaye zithembisa ukukhwela simahla, ukwala kuya kubonakala ngathi buthathaka. Ngathi woyika amantshontsho. Wayenokuxhathisa njani? Kaloku, ukumsengela ithumbu ngumbandela wobuchule. Ngokuqinisekileyo, lo mfo uqhathe intombi yakhe, kodwa akufuneki ukuba ayazi loo nto.
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